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August 2009

you’re so unhappy with yourself and I love it

p.s. Yeah? It was so fucking long ago?

technicolorwordvomit: So was the holocaust. Should I just forget that ever happened too? Oh, maybe the Nazi’s have changed. Comparing what someone wrote on a picture to the holocaust is retarded.

technicolorwordvomit: prettyaspoison: You need to get over the whole Kat Von D jewish thing. Yeah I know it offeneded you but how fucking long ago was that? Plus you used to talk shit about lesbians and gay people and aren’t you into girls now? Maybe she was just joking, or shes changed since then. Just relax for two seconds and stop being so hateful. Are we going to talk about hypocrisy...

You need to get over the whole Kat Von D jewish thing. Yeah I know it offeneded you but how fucking long ago was that? Plus you used to talk shit about lesbians and gay people and aren’t you into girls now? Maybe she was just joking, or shes changed since then. Just relax for two seconds and stop being so hateful.

starting to get in shape for roller derby gonna eat brown rice chicken and veggies and exercise its gonna suck but it will be SO fucking worth it

went to a baby shower tonight

totally got hit on by a 39 year old trainer at a gym he was there with his 2 kids yeah dude im so gonna be interested in you when youre holding your kid and looking at my boobs BUT then he starts talking to me about how his girlfriend is a comedian and she runs this open mic night and I was like OH SNAP and then he was like when you’re ready let me know and you can try your material out. ...

blindromance: Omg Okayyyyy, now I think I’m back for good ;D. So much shit happend, etc. But I’ve missed you all sooo much. Most of you probably don’t remember me :( or won’t see this :( but, I love you anyways. I’ll be posting pictures, text posts, that whole mamba jamba soon. Feel free to ask me anything lol. By the way, I won’t be checking my whole dashboard, most of the time. So If I miss...

Last Night Was AWESOME

My friend Nacho’s roller derby team pretty much adopted me and they wanted me to audition but thats not going to happen any time soon. BUT the appointed me their water girl which I think that thats FUCKING HILARIOUS so yeah lol. Im the Coffin Draggers water girl. SO AWESOME. An Nachos so excited about the team liking me that she told everyone that if I make the team she gonna buy me my first...

I wanna go out tonight

I wish I knew how to "wang chung"

I feel like having fun tonight and I feel that I should pair the fun with a little bit of Wang Chung but I dont know how :(

I like being alone.

publicpervert: (via humanwarmth) I’ve been in this mood recently its weird

I will be nineteen in ten days.

(via drippingpixies) I will be 20 in 52 days

my ac is fixed actually we have a brand new unit its HUGE no serioulsy its almost as tall as my mom

A country in despair needs comedians and...

technicolorwordvomit: -Me haha well good to hear that im needed

its 88 degrees in my house KILL ME

my dads trying to tell me that my room isnt that hot I HAVE THE HOTTEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE my dads like no you don’t mines hotter there room is fucking NICE its huge and they have a powerful fan its nice my room doesnt have a window shade well it does but its tiny bamboo thingy that lets sunlight just pour into my room and the sun sets on that side and its hot longer URGH Can I come...

Scotty comes back October 15th

Im so fucking excited!!!!

July 2009

yeah for sure I will write you hah

and I love that people around my age can appreciate good music

Im watching the spanish channel

I UNDERSTAND SO MUCH its rediculous

can-be-infinite-: I moaned in my sleep loud enough for me to wake up. I’d like to know what I was dreaming of. prob toaster strudel

The Skittle flavoured Vodka is filtering now

danthetrimmer: Purple is ready to go, Yellow and Green are filtering through coffee filter paper, Orange and Red are waiting patiently in line as I only have 2 funnels. haha skittle flavored vodka i need some and ill be all ohh heyy ZQ taste this awesome drink tastes like skittles yeah drink up you GQMF then ill lick his face ..also im insane

are audio posts still only 2 minutes?

I kinda want to call in and say a joke I wrote today but I dunno still a lil nervous about it

cuntspasm: eloise-: I want a penpal. Someone write me mail. Someone write her mail. what up ill write you some mail

It really fucking sucks

that I have to live here for another fucking year cause I can’t afford to have my own place and pay for cosmetology school

If I had a girlfriend, I'd want to do her hair for...

littleslave: And go shopping with her. And do her make-up. haha go to cosmetology school

"What's the only thing that can stop Heroes's evil...

oceanchild: captaincadiwack: sisterspock: “Skittles!” says Quinto. “I could eat them until I explode.”

Ive written/started writing

12 jokes for my stand up act pretty proud of myself haha

Adam Sandler looks good

IM FREAKING OUT

ahh seth sethhhhhhhhh

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

fakepornotits: prettyaspoison: FUNNY PEOPLE LIVE IS COMING ON!!!!!! What where!?! comedy central seth rogen doing stand up love him

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

FUNNY PEOPLE LIVE IS COMING ON!!!!!!

I feel like such a fucking loser

but I really like Star Trek