January 2009
“GoreMakesMeGigle (10:24:28 PM): just tie him up real good
GoreMakesMeGigle...”
– Alex (via auroraaustralis)
i would name my monkey....
GoreMakesMeGigle: dude i want a monkey
GoreMakesMeGigle: like BAD
lyke omg madison: hahahahahaha
GoreMakesMeGigle: like i would kill someone for a monkey
GoreMakesMeGigle: like a child
GoreMakesMeGigle: i would kill a child for a monkey
GoreMakesMeGigle: no
GoreMakesMeGigle: thats harsh
lyke omg madison: LOL
GoreMakesMeGigle: FUCK IT
GoreMakesMeGigle: monkeys rock
lyke omg madison: ahahhahahaha
GoreMakesMeGigle: omfg
*picture of baby monkey*
GoreMakesMeGigle: i fucking want that baby monkey
lyke omg madison: awww
GoreMakesMeGigle: i would name him francis
GoreMakesMeGigle: or butterbean
GoreMakesMeGigle: or nigel
lyke omg madison: or
GoreMakesMeGigle: or dr. spaceshuttle III
lyke omg madison: .......................BARNES
GoreMakesMeGigle: i would name him...
GoreMakesMeGigle: KEVIN BACON
lyke omg madison: hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
GoreMakesMeGigle: i just cracked myself up
GoreMakesMeGigle: like a hard belly laugh from something i said
lyke omg madison: hahahahaha
lyke omg madison: thats the best
GoreMakesMeGigle: "this is my monkey KEVIN BACON"
GoreMakesMeGigle: haha it will be spelled in all caps
lyke omg madison: LOL
lyke omg madison: i would name my monkey
lyke omg madison: Bakin' Kevin
GoreMakesMeGigle: haha
lyke omg madison: Sesuj
lyke omg madison: But be like
GoreMakesMeGigle: i want a monkey named onions
lyke omg madison: Its pronounced sausage.
lyke omg madison: sesuj = sausage
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
lyke omg madison: I would name my monkey
lyke omg madison: mr. jif, choosey moms and kids choose jif
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
lyke omg madison: that whole thing
lyke omg madison: i would name him
lyke omg madison: sexist sandwich
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
GoreMakesMeGigle: i would name him obama sunshine grapefruit traintracks
lyke omg madison: hahahahaha
lyke omg madison: traintracks
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
lyke omg madison: I would name him
lyke omg madison: Ho-bama mama ding-dong japan
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
GoreMakesMeGigle: haha
GoreMakesMeGigle: i would name him kool-aid mcgillicutty
lyke omg madison: I would name him
lyke omg madison: Monkeys gave blacky AIDS
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
lyke omg madison: I would name him
lyke omg madison: Nailtooth: The Honkey Whale
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
lyke omg madison: im literally
lyke omg madison: crying
GoreMakesMeGigle: haha me too
lyke omg madison: im laughing SO hard
GoreMakesMeGigle: dude i would name him
GoreMakesMeGigle: applesauce jackson the tapdancing machine
lyke omg madison: ahhahahaaha
lyke omg madison: I would name him
lyke omg madison: Perrymichael EricMcMgillicutty Doorknob hobnob blowjob
GoreMakesMeGigle: lol
GoreMakesMeGigle: I would name him
GoreMakesMeGigle: CoreyKelley has a heart shaped vagina made of tinfoil and virgin tears
lyke omg madison: HAHAHAHAHA
GoreMakesMeGigle: FUCK i love us
“Ahoy, all ye gorgeous men! This sailor is selling his ‘anchor’ for $50. My...”
– -Collaboration (via auroraaustralis)
you forgot the title Just another Sailor looking for Seamen
“icanhazfangz?”
– Alex (via auroraaustralis)
How come Corey's such an asshole for NO reason?
auroraaustralis:
biberevenenuminauro:
auroraaustralis:
?
i feel yah
trust me
i feel yah
Seriously did you see his bulletin? and OBV. it was about me. And so i deleted him and then texted him and I was like, i can post whatever I want when I want to how I want to, and you blew it. again. and i cant wait until you leave for the fucking navy because at least i wont have to hear your bitch...
How come Corey's such an asshole for NO reason?
auroraaustralis:
?
i feel yah
trust me
i feel yah
I want to create..
soooooooooooo bad.
i want to paint BAD and i have nothing fucking jon and tommy used ALL my paint to make hilarious “modern art” which they hung in their gallery haha gallery meaning their hallway in their dorm.. i miss them. anyway i want to paint FUUCK.
Obama's White House-Very cool →
auroraaustralis:
apeasnpickleslife:
andtheyflew:alexash:lovepuppy:dearworld:alcaniglia:
Great article describing how Obama runs the White House in terms of dress code, hours, etc. A must read.
well so far he seems ok lol
“..If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything..”
– Marilyn Monroe
Forrest Gump
It dosen’t matter what im doing or what my plans are
if i see forrest gump on tv i sit down and watch it
i think i have issues lol
UHHHGGG
fuuuck
it pisses me off so much that you are my age and in some crazy serious relationship and hes the second guy you ever dated..really? really? ughhh
i just dread the day i get a wedding invitation
i dunno possibly its jealousy that you’ve found love so early
who knows
im either logical or green with envy..but then again i dont want anything serious for at least 5 more years
My son..
meanging my dog
likes to lay on my left arm and rest his head on my laptop while im on the computer
hes such a weirdo but i love him
I am SOO Excited
for the remake The Last House on the Left to come out!!!!!
it looks so fucking sick
“Sometimes I feel left out in my own conversations.”
– me :)
“I love people when they are shiny and new, but then they tarnish and im left...”
– me :)
Again? .. really?
what is it with me? seriously?? why do i always seem to attract guys with girlfriends? whatever…guess ill just start getting used to it.
“Please nurse let me take my pills today, so I can feel that flush of love that...”
– The Six Horse
“Verba movent, exempla trahunt - Words move people, examples draw/compel them....”
My friend has a cute blog
auroraaustralis:
biberevenenuminauro
what a coincidence
My friend has a cute blog too!
auroraaustralis
“Brevior saltare cum deformibus viris est vita - Life is too short to dance with...”
Our pleasures are shallow, our sorrows deep.
I’ve done something I thought I never would have. I’ve become just like the other people I used to have the deepest hatred for. All for what? a few moments of feel good, validation that i am wanted, a closeness that I haven’t felt in months. Stupid stupid reasons that are created by selfishness on both of our parts. The sadness and regret that I feel now because of my own choices...