totally got hit on by a 39 year old trainer at a gym he was there with his 2 kids

yeah dude im so gonna be interested in you when youre holding your kid and looking at my boobs

BUT then he starts talking to me about how his girlfriend is a comedian and she runs this open mic night and I was like OH SNAP and then he was like when you’re ready let me know and you can try your material out.

so that was cool

BUT then when he left he shook my hand and said “nice meeting you” and then before he walked away he touched the back of my head and ran his fingers through my hair

IT WAS SO CREEPY

like I was instantly uncomfortable

so I dunno I dont really want to talk to this guy but Its the first thing ive heard so far as open mics go