Today, I forgot my weed on the kitchen counter before leaving for school. My parents surprised me by coming home a day early from their vacation. My mom had mistaken it for parsley, and it is now on top of my pasta. FML
bullshit
why would they even post this lie
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a thing that never happened.
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I doubt most of these are true.
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No way. But, if that happened… lololol XD
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I know exactly what dank smells like but I can’t for the life of me remember what parsley smells like
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more like FLML? A. you didn’t get grounded B. you didn’t get caught with
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bullshit why would they even post this lie
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